I GUESS IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A SMEAR BUT SOMEONE FUCKED UP!
THIS IS THE ERROR I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL MY LIFE
We are going to be mature about this! (he said, with his best attempt at a straight face.)
I changed my mind. This episode is gold.
I’m not gonna lie. It took me a second to get it.
But now I can’t stop laughing…
makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
Is that Silent Hill
A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!
this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.
i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.
For that last comment.
I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a totally different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.
Literally every time this is reblogged it’s yet another story added that could easily be about Robin and I’s sex life.
I lost my shit when i saw the last three omfg
THE PENNY ONES
Rai’s commission! It is complete!
aaaa OMG GUYS LOOK ITS SO CUTE HOLY POOP WOW I LOVE THIS LOLO WHAT THE FRICK THIS IS ADORABLE LOOK LOOOOOK GUYS
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
Press that play button, everyone. You’re in for more than you expect.
fuckin incredible the rip-off version of frozen has more diversity than the original disney movie
mod of the year